Some memories:
OCTOBER 1985
The Scillonian III steamed out of Penzance and immediately I missed a Grey Phalarope that somebody called. It all looks a bit serious, the boat is packed with birdwatchers and the deck at the back of the ship resembles a thicket made of tripods, within which there are no birds lurking as far as I can see. Tea is important, so we get a cup and with the blind leading the blind scan the sea for 'stuff' with an ear cocked on the other conversations. The voyage is about three hours and the sea is reasonably well behaved which on a tub like Scillonian III is to be thanked. Because the harbour at St Mary's is shallow the Scillonian III only has a small draft (2.89m to be exact) so it isn't the place to be when Neptune decides to give the seas of the Western Channel a bit of a shake - an experience to miss, which I don't years later.
I am on to a bird and I am fairly sure I've never seen one before, so that's good news, and I am tentatively sure that I know what it is but I don't want to make what would be a very public gaffe.
'I zhink itzha zhooty zhearhawter' I hiss out of the side of my mouth.
In a scene that Pavlov would have been pleased with my hiss elicits 'Sooty Shearwater, left to right about 500 yards away, just off the back of the boat' from one of the professionals. It's a great start and I enjoy watching this wanderer of the seas make its way along and eventually out of sight. I love shearwaters, even the boring old Manx, there is just something about their effortless flight, up, down, flat, up, down, flat, and, in the case of the Manx, the colour change from almost black, to white and black, and back to black (cue Amy Winehouse) as they shear their way across the tops of the waves.
'Trip lifer' No. 2 is not long afterwards. A bird of prey crosses above the boat and I think that it is an unusual place to see a Kestrel. Luckily I keep my big gob shut as, even without a side of the mouth hiss, Pavlov works his magic again and someone calls 'Merlin' - I just can't believe my luck. In my 'career' I have probably seen fewer than 10 Merlins and all but one have been views similar to this - rubbish. Basically a fairly short view of a small, dark (its against the sky) bird of prey. Back in 1985 I would definitely have passed it off as a Kestrel but I do think today I would know a Merlin if I saw one, well for a start it would have a pointy hat on wouldn't it?
There are no more 'lifers' to see although a grateful Willow Warbler lands on the rigging of the boat for a rest, before realising he's just flown all the way from Scilly and is being taken back to where he came from, so he disappears to pastures new or a watery grave, hopefully the former.
OCTOBER 1996
All aboard the Scillonian III for St Mary's. We've driven from Dorset in the early hours of the morning and stopped on the quay for a masterclass in 'heart attacks on plates' a truly awesome feast that any trencherman would be proud to devour. We get on board, after I do my own version of 'Relate' with Mr T who's having some girlfriend issues. The weather seems okay, until we get out of Penzance harbour and onto the open sea, where it is rough. We stand towards the back and from there the sine wavy sea gives me a view of the horizon both well below and, get this, well above the bridge. I do a double take, are we really pitching that much? Yes we are and my God do I feel ill. A cup of tea doesn't do the trick and I am fighting a battle here because the heart attack on a plate really wants to see the sea for itself. I've only been travel sick once before in 1970 when I was on the way to, funnily enough, Cornwall. It was a family holiday (just my parents and I, and you know how much I loved those) and to pass the time I made a model of a Blackburn Shark (FROG not Airfix for those interested) in the back of the car. I'd thrown up by the New Forest and then again in Bridport and Liskeard - what were my parents thinking?!
I am determined to beat my stomach so apply a bit of physics to the situation. The best place to be is as near the centre of gravity as possible, so off I go in search of that spot. I get a bit nearer by going downstairs but it's not much good because then I can't really see the horizon so my brain starts worrying about that instead. I decide I'll brave it back on deck and as I appear I'm met with much jeering - 'Here he comes, Captain Bob the old salty pukey sea dog' that sort of thing. Somehow, and I really didn't know I had such willpower, I manage to keep the contents of my stomach in their rightful place and we reach the lee of St Mary's and I am saved. It's amazing how quickly you recover when it all calms down and there's pastie, chips and a beer just round the corner!
OCTOBER 1985
The Scillonian III's horn blows and we're on our way back to the mainland, tired but very pleased. Just to top it off we are treated to an astronomical wonder on the way back…a Bonxie appears and stays with the boat for a considerable time framed by a cloudless sky, a deep pinky orange setting sun complete with a great big sunspot on it, it's an astronomical 'lifer' and a fitting finale to the stellar cast that graced me with their presence over the previous few days - magical!