"..Monkey does what Monkey see's (?Long-tail Macque)

..on 11.03.09 it rained in the afternoon...by 5.15pm it had stopped and i bolted for my patch...reached the track...had to go...so under a tree watered the foliage..then reached the canopy area...since it had rained there is aways water dripping from he tree..on the track looked up and saw a clear patch of sky..parked my kowa and tripod under it..then leaned a few feet against a tree..looking for birds..after 5mins the was a tap..tap on my head felt it thro the tilley..ah must be water from the leaves...then again after a few mins..another heavery tap,tap..went back on the tract near my camera and looked back and up ..there were 3monkeys on the branch above where i was standing under..looked at the big fellow...and people he looked away..looked soooooooooo inocent..i decided to take his picture..after doing that..i walked to another tree leaving my kowa behind..and leaned against a tree...after few mins..again the tap....tap on my Tilley..took a leap towards the tract and looked up..oh no...the big fellow was guiding a stream of [B]..piss were i was standing before..:'D[/B]..shouted at him..they all bared the teeth and took off howling...then the stanch hit me..primate urine stinks..my tilley and back of my jacket was soaked...bolted for the car..after putting my things in the car looked to-wards my patch..a mile long curtain of rain was coming towards me and my car..good a good soaking will help the smell....blimey...the curtain of rain stopped just across the road..no rain my side but heavy rain across...looked up there was a rumble of laughter from above and this voice of my Singh God..achoed in my mind..[B]..Manjeet one wetting is enough..:'D[/B]..shock my fist at him and leaving my windows down speeded to my practice...believe me people all the way to my practice the rain kept falling across the road..leaving the road and my car and every thing for miles dry on the right side..
..reached my practice...trotted in i was late..there were already patients setting about 10..all held on to their noses...and one smart guy say..Doc..you are wearing some heavy aroma...looked at him and said..aroma is it...you know ..a monkey pissed om me...they all collopsed laughing...and i sat down and howled with them...this is the culprit..soo inocent in looks...i know all of you'll are going to side the monkey..:'D...hope ..you'lll...never mind...lol..Regards and i know there will be more comments for the monkey then me..:'D